Available...

Available: 19-year-old female looking for full- or part-time employment. 3 years experience shoveling stalls, babying horses and bossing bratty kids around. Loves animals, likes kids unless they're annoying, likes adults unless they're annoying and/or condescending. Good at faking politeness even if you deserve to be smacked upside the head. Excellent references. Multiple facial piercings but owns at least one nice shirt. Openly queer and knows she can't be fired for it. Likes physical labor / can climb ladders and lift heavy things. Doesn't mind custodial work. Can count. Feels fairly confident she could operate a cash register and scanner if someone showed her how.
For more information contact that hippie that hangs out in the basement of the Union.




[I really wish I could actually submit this.]